Wednesday, November 22, 2006

A business lesson -- sent by my dad to me

Well, it's been a long time I forgot about my personal hotmail
account.
Let me mind you, it's really personal email address.
After about 1 month I didn't check it, I found out that I should
now.
Mmm... let's see, oh Hotmail selected me as a Windows live Beta
tester.
Gave me 2GB just for a start...and I received this peculiar
email from my dad.
Kinda hilarious. So I post it up here to share with you! =p

Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office ...
But she had a boyfriend...
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said,
I'll give you a $1000 dollars if you let me screw you"

But the girl said "NO WAY!"
Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on
the floor,
you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick
it up"
She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult
her boyfriend ... So she called her boyfriend and told
him the story.
Her boyfriend says "Ask him for $2000 dollars, pick up
the money
very fast,he won't even be able to get his pants
down!"
So she agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for
his
girlfriend
to call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfrie! nd call s
and asks "What
happened?"
She said "The bastard used coins!!"

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal
in it's
entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!

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