Thursday, September 28, 2006

Nice Jokes...

Lame but nice jokes...

1.
America has cowboy and cowgirl,
England has madcow,
Hong Kong has Macau,
Russia has Moscow,
S'pore has 2 famous cows-
'Cow-peh and cow-bo'


2. When ur life is in darkness......
Pray 2 God and ask Him 2 free u from darkness..... and
If u r still in darkness...Pls rem.2 pay ur TNB bill.


3. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
You can be sure of one thing;
Either the car is new or the wife.


4. An angry china man entered a shop and shouted :
Where's my free gift with this cooking oil?
Shopkeeper : What free gift??
China man : Oi, here got put "Cholesterol FREE!"


5. If u need ADVICE, SMS ME,
If u need DARLING, CALL ME,
If u need HELP, E-MAIL ME,
IF U NEED MONEY, Nombor yang anda dail,
tiada dalam perkhidmatan kami, TerimaKasih.

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